I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
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I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
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She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
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