I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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