you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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