Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
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shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
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the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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