Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
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Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
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"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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