Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
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Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
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I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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