This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
