I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
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