I'm gonna have a badass scar
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
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I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
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U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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