I can tuck mytits in my pants
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
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just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
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Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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