listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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