It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
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Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
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For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird