what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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