I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
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