Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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