I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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