I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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