Too much gin, very little bucket
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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