susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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