After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
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