He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
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okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
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How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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