No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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