we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
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She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
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Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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