There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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