Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
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We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
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You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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