I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
please don't ironically join a cult
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