Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Non-Jews are for practice
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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