just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Randomize
