Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
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He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
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They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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