My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
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Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
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Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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