If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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