When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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