She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Soap is not a condiment
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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