what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
wow bdsm is so cute
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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