i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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