Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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