I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
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That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
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Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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