The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
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the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
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why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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