Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
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the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
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Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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