8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Randomize
