Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
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Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
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Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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