Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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