she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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