All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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