You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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