I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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