is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
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Operation Purity has been aborted
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
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No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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