How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
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I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
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So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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