U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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