found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
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Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
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Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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