she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I don't think brook has ever known best
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
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She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
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We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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