Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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