drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
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I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
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The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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